Just when you thought Comedy Central couldn’t top The Hoff they just did: Donald Trump is the next celebrity roastee!  The wealthy man with that thing on his head commented on the breaking news: “I’ll show up to the Roast because Comedy Central is paying me a lot of money, but I’m confused as to how anybody could make fun of me.”  Oh, you’ll soon find out buddy.

Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump tapes March 9 and is slated for a Spring 2011 air date.

[Via Deadline]